March 2012
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taking the Tumblr accent challenge now
Wonder Woman is bottom bitch material.
hervacationh0me:
Aside from being fine as fuck, she stabbed Darkseid in the eye with a fucking sword. Darkseid is like the Diddy of the DC universe, this nigga just does whatever the fuck he wants. He beat brown kryptonite down Superman’s leg and Wonder Woman still has the balls to stab that nigga in the face.
That’s the type of woman I want in my corner. Fuck with my shit or my money, you get...
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Customer got emotional in my store to the point I felt bad for her. I’m going to let that sink in for a moment to those that truly know me. So I sent my ASM to help her.
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pleadingthefilth:
Black Girl Problems.
I woke up at 3 am last night to find that my headscarf had fallen off.
Now, I had one of two options: ignore it and go back to sleep, or get up, spend a few minutes fixing it in the dark, and try to go back to sleep.
Since my hair needs to look immaculate for Friday, I had to get up and fix it.
SO SLEEPY.
Same with black guy work locks. Fresh twists...
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WatchMy boy Eric aka Blackass is pissed about this hamburger. Big ass guy, little ass burger
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Married Man Story [This was all serious.]
Man: You have a lot of piercings.
Me: I do.
Man: How many do you have?
Me: Nine I think.
Man: Thats really hot. You're really hot.
Me: -stares at him, then to his wife, then to his two children-
Wife: Are you hitting on her?
Man: No! I'm just saying piercings are hot... Do you have a boyfriend?
Me: Yes.
Man: Do you want a sugar daddy?
Me: No. Stop it, otherwise I'll kick you out.
Wife: Mmmmmhmm gurrl, thass the way to treat 'em!
HOW DID I MISS THIS!!!!! -mason
