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I'm Kamau aka Kam. I'm stressed, hardened by bullshit and yet I'm the guy who consistently makes you laugh. I don't even know who I am anymore and that's the fun part.

Post regarding my daily tales of the DMV subway system and what I see people watching there: Metro life entries

My normal views on things I say and see: Kamisms

Post about music :music post

Pride or stupidity

I kinda hate it when people try to hook me up with other people. It’s partially like “oh you think you know me?!” And partially “you think I need help?!” I get kinda stand offish when they either set me up or show me their girlfriend that they think is “sooo perfect for me.” Sounds dumb and I try not to be that way but old habits

7 hours ago
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Leg day

Before leg day: I’ma make everyday leg day. Never skip them!

After leg day: …….once a century…..

2 weeks ago
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Might’ve bitten off more than I can chew

Hahaha get it? I got challenged to a nugget eating contest. I got till labor day. My co-worker is a hefty guy. I just eat a lot. ….he’s way to excited about it. Any tips would be helpful

1 month ago
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#bucketlist #kamism

#bucketlist #kamism

1 month ago
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Recent news

Ok a lot on my plate and a lot of products. I’m moving in less than a month. Fortunately I don’t have much to move. A friend of mine is working with a make-a-wish foundation and one of the kids wants to make a comic book and my friend wants me to help. How can I say no to that. And I just got emailed a script I have to look over from a former coworker of mine. I have to read it over and choose a role I think fits me. 80 pages….there goes my night

2 months ago
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Kid says “HI!” I say hi back. Kid says “HI!” again. I say hi back again. Kid says “HI!” again. I say hi again. …..

I refuse to lose this game

1 week ago
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Store 175

Boy I made the mistake of answering the question “who I think is cute” in the store. At first I was like no one really. Then “ok blah, blah…..oh and blah.” Coworker “damn you didn’t even mention me!” ….some were blushing, some are butt hurt. …….que da fuq?

2 weeks ago
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I wonder how many vegans/vegetarians get the “toss salad” jokes.

1 month ago
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Waited all gotdamn day to fix this. I hate working Sundays

Waited all gotdamn day to fix this. I hate working Sundays

2 months ago
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