Before leg day: I’ma make everyday leg day. Never skip them!
After leg day: …….once a century…..
Hahaha get it? I got challenged to a nugget eating contest. I got till labor day. My co-worker is a hefty guy. I just eat a lot. ….he’s way to excited about it. Any tips would be helpful
Ok a lot on my plate and a lot of products. I’m moving in less than a month. Fortunately I don’t have much to move. A friend of mine is working with a make-a-wish foundation and one of the kids wants to make a comic book and my friend wants me to help. How can I say no to that. And I just got emailed a script I have to look over from a former coworker of mine. I have to read it over and choose a role I think fits me. 80 pages….there goes my night
Boy I made the mistake of answering the question “who I think is cute” in the store. At first I was like no one really. Then “ok blah, blah…..oh and blah.” Coworker “damn you didn’t even mention me!” ….some were blushing, some are butt hurt. …….que da fuq?
I wonder how many vegans/vegetarians get the “toss salad” jokes.
Waited all gotdamn day to fix this. I hate working Sundays
Out of the three “rappers” who I can’t stand more Mackelmore, Riff Raff, or Die Antwoord. I mean seriously……..stahp.