His back is turned, I’m behind him and his breath is still hitting me in the face. How does your bad breath have a left hook?!!
Memes I created after working iPhone 6 launch weekend. So much kamism
Never trust a physic with a please knock sign on their door.
Kid says “HI!” I say hi back. Kid says “HI!” again. I say hi back again. Kid says “HI!” again. I say hi again. …..
I refuse to lose this game
Boy I made the mistake of answering the question “who I think is cute” in the store. At first I was like no one really. Then “ok blah, blah…..oh and blah.” Coworker “damn you didn’t even mention me!” ….some were blushing, some are butt hurt. …….que da fuq?
It was from the passenger side of her best friend’s and she actually hollared at me.
When you’re at the bar and a customer sits down next to you and they keep looking at you wondering why you look familiar. I can feel her eyes and curiosity on the side of my head. BITCH I’M DRINKING “LEMONADE!”
I kinda hate it when people try to hook me up with other people. It’s partially like “oh you think you know me?!” And partially “you think I need help?!” I get kinda stand offish when they either set me up or show me their girlfriend that they think is “sooo perfect for me.” Sounds dumb and I try not to be that way but old habits
Before leg day: I’ma make everyday leg day. Never skip them!
After leg day: …….once a century…..
Hahaha get it? I got challenged to a nugget eating contest. I got till labor day. My co-worker is a hefty guy. I just eat a lot. ….he’s way to excited about it. Any tips would be helpful