Am I weird for looking forward to this upcoming Saturday being an overnight session? Fight club, gymnastics, martial arts tricking! Got my gloves ready.
Every bad day at work I question why am I not doing some form of art (comics, tattoo, storyboarding, etc) and be done with this work shit? Want a career not a job. When am I gonna stop existing and start living?
I was just told I’m intimidating. I’m a big softy really. I’m confrontational and direct but not intimidating. Also gets confused with people calling me arrogant.
My life is a sitcom I swear. I’m telling my fellow technician I don’t tell him a lot of the tricks back here because he can’t keep his mouth shut. He literally turns around to a non tech coworker saying “he says I can’t keep my mouth shut!” I’m blank staring him. Then I look to my left knowing full well there’s no audience or fourth wall to break but I did it anyway.
Drunken mind. Sober truth
I just saw a guy cross the street before the light turned green doing the anime ninja run.
Happy birthday to me
I can’t do Shaq sodas. I just can’t
Why do girls with nice butts say “Kiss my ass” like it’s an insult or a bad thing?