When you remember the Christian [c]rap video Christian Side Hug and can’t stop laughing. In…..public
Customer complaint: I can’t hear out of my phone. It only works on speakerphone!
Me: *removes cheap plastic phone cover blocking the ear piece* ………it’s fixed.
Customer: are you sure becau…………..oh. I can hear again.
I think I have the male version of chronic bitch face. People always asked me am I pissed? An I upset? Or think I’m mad at them.
Joke I saw. Had to use
Every black Friday I play this to prepare for the retail hell
Welp. Today looks like a 2 bowls of oatmeal kinda day
I’ve been snoopified
I can’t actually pick out the ones I get the most but I get plenty of them
Sometimes I look at homophobic people like ……cellphones with those giant antennas. Like “they still make those?”
Co-worker: oh naw. Someone else work on this phone.
Me : why?
Co-worker: it’s some fruitie guy’s phone.
Me: …….how bout this, be a fucking adult and work on it.
Unless you’re rich don’t go grocery shopping hungry.