Guy in front of me smells like a sack of armpits
Creepy creepy CREEPY guy on the train thought he was being inconspicuous about it. I’m sure he was just scratching his nose(that itch was way up there too) and then biting his nails. I’m sure that’s what it was
Slight headache due to lack of glasses. Might consider contacts #metrolife
Ok creepy guy in the corner thinking no one can see him is up to his elbow digging for gold. Like he’s reenacting that scene from total recall
Full train….there’s one seat in the corner that nobody is sitting in. Like even the guy next to it is standing…. I’m like maaaaaaad suspicious.