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I'm Kamau aka Kam. I'm stressed, hardened by bullshit and yet I'm the guy who consistently makes you laugh. I don't even know who I am anymore and that's the fun part.

Post regarding my daily tales of the DMV subway system and what I see people watching there: Metro life entries

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Metrolife

There’s a police woman on the bus (I’m guessing for escorting services) that looks similar to Sasha Grey

1 day ago
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Metrolife

2ndart:

Either this guy just did a line before getting on the metro or his allergies and broken nose is really bothering him

Update: remember that scene in Star Wars: Phantom Menace when Darth Maul was waiting to fight Obi Wan and Qui Gon Jinn. That’s what he like waiting for the metro doors to open

3 weeks ago
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Metrolife

Every few minutes this lady sitting in front of me keeps turning around and looking at me. Like I’m disturbing her or kicking her chair or something. I have headphones on and I’m looking out the window. And I’m not talking about glancing. I mean 180° turn and blatant staring. I swear I’ll poke her damn eyes out

1 month ago
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Props to whoever has the Jefferson’s theme as a ringtone

3 months ago
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Metrolife

I’ve been taking the metro for over 15 years and considering the horror stories I’ve heard from others, news stories, and statistics I’m pretty lucky I haven’t had any violence done to me. I’ve only had 2 robbery attempts. 2 out of the course of 15 plus years is pretty lucky. I say attempts because neither times was successful for them.

4 months ago
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whiskerbiscuitbakery:

onlylolgifs:

Man gets a hard-on at the worst possible moment

…and I realized that I am evil after all. I would have stood there to watch the train pull away with the poor bastard stuck in the door by his wanger.

Metrolife?

3 days ago
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Metrolife

Either this guy just did a line before getting on the metro or his allergies and broken nose is really bothering him

3 weeks ago
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Lady asked “did the bus come by yet?” While I’m standing along with others at the bus stop waiting for said bus. I replied “yes you missed it, I’m just standing here for the natural silver spring tan.” So I’m the jerk now for not answering a simple question. #metrolife #smirk

Lady asked “did the bus come by yet?” While I’m standing along with others at the bus stop waiting for said bus. I replied “yes you missed it, I’m just standing here for the natural silver spring tan.” So I’m the jerk now for not answering a simple question. #metrolife #smirk

2 months ago
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Metrolife

I feel bad for the guy who’s asleep on the bus because I dint know if he was supposed to get off before on the other hand I’m not going to be waking him up every stop like “yo is this you? No? Ok.”

4 months ago
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